Pointless Arguments
This post is dedicated to using otherwise great minds on pointless, irrelevant, and sometimes comical topics. This we do to pass time at work. Enjoy or leave!
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
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Monday, July 10, 2006
Pointless-Arguments FFL
Now that Alphonse is (hopefully) done tainting our lovely blog with garbage posts, it's time to get back to business.
We need to come up with a concrete date for the draft. Though most of it is spent on this fabolous blog, we all have lives. That said, we should probably shoot for a late week night and just have coffee the next morning.
VOTES PLEASE
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Friday, July 07, 2006
DO THEY REALLY LOOK Alike
What you guys think?
Does this guy have a legitimate lawsuit?
Read this article
Man says he's tired of being mistaken for MJ
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FOXSports.com
Posted: 2 days ago
A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.
The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.
Courtesy KGW.com
And he's tired of it.
"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.
Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.
Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.
But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball.
"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.
Wouldn't most people consider that a compliment?
"Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."
The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.
Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?
No.
"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."
What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?
"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."